Looking for at least one post that doesn’t tell you how fucking smart Joe Banner is? Just one write-up that doesn’t tell you, Mr. Browns Fan, that you’re a petulant child for expecting a competitive team this year? One piece that calls bullshit on the Banner regime’s performance to date? And what in the hell does the Carmen Policy era have to do with any of this???
Look no further.
Three items today and I’ll sum up the Kanick take up top for you:
- Trent Richardson trade. (Yes, it’s good value. Don’t care. You punted the season and didn’t have to.)
- National types and local schoolmarms telling us a 1-15 season is smart. (General disdain for media lapdogs telling every Browns fan who expected a season of improvement that we’re idiots for being pissed.)
- Since when did a high draft pick become a guarantee of team success? (The myth of magical first round QBs exposed.)
Richardson trade *is* good value. But that’s not the problem here.
I actually think Browns got good value on T-Rich. I haven’t been a Richardson fan and I’ve pointed out why on several occasions. Basically, I think he runs soft. Got no Beast Mode. Stops before contact. Been like this since his Bama days. See below and below that.
So I’m ok with the value received in return for the trade. I would also say the Browns got good value on their auction of 2012 draft picks. Browns also have an efficient payroll structure as demonstrated by their $25M in cap space.
None of these “good management practices” add up to even an attempt at winning football in 2013 and thus these “smart moves” amount to a steaming crap in the middle of the Munilot. All of these moves say, “We assume you will continue coming to losing games because we’ve improved the ‘fan experience.'” Banner don’t care if he wins this year, next year, or the year after that. (Has anyone heard a timetable or a tangible goal for this organization?) All I read is that he has to get ‘his own guys’ on the roster like that’s normal. (He’s no Don Shula.*) To expect him to win Heckert’s guys is unreasonable.
I say bullshit.
Don’t think the Browns could have competed this year? Really?
You know how this could have played out in 2013? If Berea actually wanted to win this year? If Berea actually gave a more fucks about their fans than their god damn office furniture and the murals, my god, the murals?
Because this is a formula that was available to Banner thanks to the pristine salary structure bequeathed him by Tom Heckert. It goes like this:
- Do not dump 4-3 defense;
- Sign CB Keenan Lewis;
- Sign OG Andy Levitre;
- Sign TE Dustin Keller;
- Trade back with Rams;
- Draft QB EJ Manuel;
- Draft OLB Jamie Collins;
- Draft OG Brian Winters;
- Draft FB Kyle Juszczyk;
- Draft FS Bacarri Rambo;
- Extend C Alex Mack.
You had six holes (CB2, OG, LB, FS, TE, FB), they’re now all patched. You’ve got your o-line set for the next five years. You’ve got two lock-down CBs. You’ve added speed at LB. You’ve got a playmaking TE. And you’ve got your QB.
Tell me that’s not a playoff team.
How hard was that? (more…)
Arkansas +2 at Rutgers;
Toledo -13 at CMU;
FAMU +49.5 at OSU.
After an emergency session of the Cheddar Bay Executive Committee, the all-play for this week is no longer the sleeper sneaky MAC game between Ann Arbor and Detroit.
We are now asking our pickers to choose this game:
Packers -3 at Bengals.
Game matchup link.
Three time playoff team and
undefeated 1-1 Bengals a home dog? Residual MNF football effect? Should be a strong game.
UPDATE, Thursday PM: ClevTA’s
Rotten Skanky Fish
Last week, TA’s formula went 4-1-1. Let’s see how it goes this week:
– SJSU v Minn (opened Min -5, now -3.5. 65% on MIN) ADV: SJSU
– Memphis v ARK St (opened -6, now -4. 69% on ARK st) ADV: Memphis
– SDSU v Oregon St (opened -11, now -8.5. 67% on Oregon St) ADV: SDSU
– ATL v MIA (opened PK, now MIA -2.5. 68% on ATL) ADV: MIA
– Buf v NYJ (opened NYJ -1, now NYJ -2.5. 64% on BUF) ADV: NYJ
———DISREGARD LOVELY YPSILANTI———
Welcome Swerb. I granted new player Swerb a late entry bogey of one point. There is precedent for this from past years, not a biggie, and congrats on coming out strong.
Hell yes we can still accept late entries. In case you know anyone on the fence. Get em in touch with me.
Cheddar public service announcement. If anyone missed yesterday’s post, Be a better bettor, it’s probably worth your while to check it out. Many thanks for Petefranklin, ClevTA, and Squeekycleen for their insights. If you know real handicappers, you know discretion and low-profile are two cornerstones in that personality profile… so we appreciate the info they were willing to share.
Michie Stadium is terrific.
Army’s home games have been played at Michie Stadium since the 1920s. You cannot ask for a better venue. Good people, beautiful scenary, the parking –my god– the parking was executed like a miliatary operation, and Army played their balls off. Army was hanging in, down 20-13 with five minutes left in the 3rd quarter. Stanford had to out weigh Army by forty pounds at every position on the line and that eventually took its toll. But the Army TD with seventeen seconds left was hard-earned and very tasty.
The game was a sell out with many Stanford types at the game and they all looked like this guy.
The only complaint, and it’s minor, was the the Corps of Cadets were in the visitor stands. Don’t know if this is a new thing but have to say it could have been louder on our side of the field. The Corps was loud. Good thing too, because with the camo unis, you’d completely miss them but for the sound.
Cheddar Bay is off to a slow start this year. Our weekly win rate has gone from 48.7% to 44.6% to 44.0% as of Monday night. Compare to last year (49.0-40.2-49.7) and 2011 (49.5-48.8-45.4) and we’re down a tad.
(Note: we always figure it out after the slow start. We closed positive in those last two years: 2012, 50.9%; 2011, 51.0%)
These numbers got me thinking about ‘systems.’ I try a ‘system’ every year. This year I studied the ATS records of college head coaches. Last year I forget what it was but it didn’t work. Year before that it was random blue grass pioneers. (e.g., Bill Monroe is from near Bowling Green, Kentucky so take WKU and UL-Monroe. I swear it was as good as anything else I’ve tried.) I keep biting hard on a fail-safe way to pick games but dammit there either isn’t one or I’m not leveraging my resources.
Wait a sec. “Resources.”
I’m a g.d. Executive Committee member for Cheddar Bay. I have m.f.-ing resources out my ass. I know I’ve got one Cleveland-based handicapping maven and another guy who’s Vegas-based now but I wouldn’t be surprised to find he’s got some Steubenville or Youngstown roots. And then there’s Squeekycleen… he quietly goes his own way and does his own thing but I’ve been booking plays here long enough to know a sharp player when I see one.
So I asked these players to help a brother out. It went like this:
I view you as top handicappers in our group and just excellent handicappers without any qualification. This is out of left field but would any of you be willing to give Cheddar a couple paragraphs on ‘handicapping’ things you look at? Not football-related things, but stuff like line movements, public action, sharp action, consensus, what they mean (if anything) to you, where to find that data. I know I’d be interested, I’m sure the group would be too. Like I said, don’t want it to be a heavy lift. Let me know if you’d be up sharing.
They were up for sharing. I’ve excerpted their comments below.
Petefranklin (PF): As far as resources, Covers I use to track line movements and team stats and that’s about it. Most of their articles are too generic, the forums are terrible, and their touts suck. SBR and RX forums I use to see who the pro touts are on (good ones and bad ones). Sportsmemo.com used to be my favorite show on AM out here but is only on the internet now; they have solid all around info. I knew the Peedee was bad but there’s still no verification of Weedens sprained thumb at 12:30 AM EST. I hadn’t been there (PD) for a while and it’s reasons like this that I have stayed away. ESPN reported on its ticker three hours ago that he was out.
ClevTA (TA): I love using Covers.com. It’s a great resource for trends and an easy way to hit up box scores from the current and prior seasons. I also rely on their consensus betting percentage trends as a guide for public wagering. As a backup check on the public percentages, I also use an iphone app called iOdds to make sure the numbers jibe. My third check on the public action is simply using Yahoo! and their NFL and College Pick’em contests. You can see what yahoo.com users are entering in terms of ‘just win and ATS confidence. (It’s also a good resource for anyone out there who play in survivor pools.) For stats, the best site for both NFL and NCAA is teamrankings.com. There’s a multitude of statistics for NFL and CFB and it’s easy to navigate. I pay particular attention to yards per play and first downs per play. But any stat that you are looking for, teamrankings has them.
PF: My biggest criterion for a good bet is getting the best of the closing line. I look for at least a point in college sides and more in totals, less so in the NFL. I also work hard to get those numbers that are good, I made three laps around town yesterday in my truck and pulled a calf muscle sprinting into a casino only to have the # gone.
I doubt I’ll be in the business of previewing games but in this case, it seems like a lot of points are being missed. Since it’s not fun or fair to point these out after the game here are the factors the will lead to an easy Ravens -7 cover. (And super easy current Ravens -6.5.)
1. Chris Canty versus ONeill Cousins.
It’s amazing what you can do when you can sign 30 year olds, when you don’t have to save salary for some unknown reason and when you don’t paint yourself into a corner with rigid get younger edicts. The Ravens spent $2.8M in guaranteed money for a guy good enough to start 16 games for a SB winner two years ago. He’s 30. He’ll be occupying ONiel Cousins as a 34 DE. Canty got a +2.3 rating from PFF last week; Cousins . And this likely leaves Mitchell Schwartz without help against Terrell Suggs. Does any of this sound familiar? (PS, Oniel Cousins is 29. IRONY!)
Sidebar notes re: Ravens’ defense
1a. Ravens defense depleted myth.
Ravens lost a lot of players on defense. Yes I know this, see graphic at right. It was created for my written-not-published “Ozzie Newsome, not a genius” piece. Why didn’t I publish it? Why didn’t I share the time and toil that included making funny Wile E. Coyote graphics? It’s that part with the green boxes where Ozzie pulled two studs and a decent piece part out of his ass to patch holes in his defense.
Do recall that the Ravens were in cap hell after their Super Bowl win. Hard to kill them for that because, well, Super Bowl win. This is why Boldin is gone. Repeat: the salary cap hell precipitated by winning the Super Bowl and thus needing to overpay to sign now Super Bowl Winning Joe Flacco created a problem. In March, I thought it would be hell for them now I don’t think so.
1b. Kruger was the most expendable of all the Ravens’ FA losses.
We all know we were bidding against ourselves for Kruger right? I know Banner was at risk of breaking his arm patting himself on the back for this signing, but Kruger –he of six starts in his career– was backed up by the Ravens’ top pick in 2012, Courtney Upshaw. He was never part of the plan for the Ravens.
2. Ravens have a fullback.
Much has been made of the Browns’ front seven and yes it’s pretty to look at. But the Ravens have multiyear all-pro Vonta Leach back and he’s playing the dinosaur fullback position.
Lol, don’t the Ravens know that position is obsolete? Lol, Maroons!
Well I guess we’ll see if Ozzie and Jim Harbaugh know what they’re doing by keeping that position funded. You know because it’s like they didn’t just win a Super Bowl. But in considering fullbacks, they don’t win three all-pros for ‘rush yards gained.’ Fullbacks win all-pros for blocking, either lead blocking for the feature back or picking up blitzes and protecting their QB. Oh wait a sec,,, doesn’t the Browns’ DC have a thing about attacking, blitzing aggressive, something something? Yes, I’m sure a read a report about the Browns front seven and blitzing. But haven’t read too much about how having the best blocking fullback in the NFL might blunt that attack. A rare miss by Cleveland sports media. (more…)
This week’s lines are posted here.
Late lines: OSU -15.5 at Cal; Ole Miss +3 at Texas.
Reminder: use the “Current” column for your point spreads, not the “Open” column.
All-play is Browns -7 at Ravens.
We had three solid candidates for the All-Play this week. My pref, I admit, was the Niners/Seahawks. A great case can be made for Bama/TAMU. But the Chairman Emeritus makes a compelling case for the Browns/Ravens:
Who will have the balls to take those points this week is far and away the most interesting test of Cheddar Bayers this week. Bama/A&M would be a second. Niners/Seahawks is a great game, but I don’t think it’s nearly as compelling an All Play. You’ll get a lot of “Mangini Mangini Mangini (spoiler alert!)” and the rest surely (at least mostly) just bland rehashing of preseason punditry on one side of the Niners/Seahawks debate or the other.
My ‘thing’ is not wanting to have to bet against the team I’m rooting for. But that’s my thing and I have lots of things that I won’t inflict upon you up to and including an all-play of SunBelt powers WKU vs. ArkySt. at some point. (Wait. Actually I can’t rule that out.)
(And besides: on second look at the schedule, Wisconsin at Arizona State might could be the best game of the weekend.)
Sketchy updates this weekend.
Your loyal commissioner is usually on top of the scoring throughout the weekend, taking time out Sunday to catch the Browns (at The Riverside Lounge in Amesbury, Mass if you’re in the neighborhood).
But this weekend the scoring may lag as we’re picking off a low level bucket list item and catching an Army game at Michie Stadium, West Point, NY. The fact of Stanford playing there is incidental So look for pateslvrblk and me under the big Kanick logo as shown below.
Dammit just noticed who’s in front of our seats and I’ve already called the Browns Stadium ushers to make the cadets sit down.
Drop your picks in the comments below and happy handicapping!
This kid Andrew Luck is incredible. Don’t miss it by silly debates. He’s the best quarterback from last year’s draft class and he is ready to emerge as one of the league’s best signal callers, period. Before you know it, he will be the league’s most valuable player as well.
And honestly, it’s not too far fetched to imagine that happening as soon as 2013.
I agree with you Stampede Blue.
I got a chance to listen to the Simmons AFC Over-Under podcast with his random-dude-buddy guest.
(Browns fans: when the national concensus is moving as a group in favor of the Browns and is moving as a group against the Steelers, how does that usually work out? .. Exactly.)
Anyhoozles, there were several other parts of their analysis that I found sub-par. But none moreso that the Pythogorean theory of football-predicting applied to the Colts. These two went through maybe five minutes on the Barnwell stat-boy data and out of division match-ups and blah blah blah and in their whole “UNDER 8.5 WINS” speil on the Colts, they forgot to mention one thing.
How on earth does one evaluate the Colts and not account for Andrew Luck? You want to hang your hat on last year’s point differential? REALLY? Gonna do the pythorgoen jive to quantify ‘lucky wins?’ Is the term ‘regress to mean’ supposed to overwhelm?
Here’s Barnwell rationale for calling an team that went 11-5, made playoffs, with a rookie QB a “team in decline:”
2012 Record: 11-5
Pythagorean Wins: 7.2 (overperformed by 3.8 wins, luckiest in league)
Record in Games Decided by Seven Points or Fewer: 9-1 (0.900, second-best in league)
Strength of Schedule: 0.435 (easiest in league)
Turnover Margin: Minus-12 (26th in league)
2013 Out-of-Division Schedule: AFC West, NFC West, vs. Dolphins, at Bengals
I already wrote about the Colts and their chances of succeeding in 2013 earlier in our season preview; you can read that article here. Let me say this much: The Colts are going to start 2-0. They host the Raiders and the Dolphins during the first two weeks of the 2013 campaign, and those are games that the Colts are exceedingly unlikely to drop to inferior competition. That will get the fans going, but remember that their subsequent six games include trips to San Francisco and Houston and drop-ins from Seattle and Denver. If the Colts are competitive in those four games, we’ll all have a good idea that they’re a team to be reckoned with in 2013.
Best-Case Scenario: Andrew Luck overcomes all concepts of regression.
Worst-Case Scenario: Andrew Luck is overcome by all concepts of regression.
The Colts are 9-1 in close games and the deduction is that they’re lucky? Not that their rookie QB is extra-special? Oh-kay. Barnwell talks about regression but fails to realize that Andrew Luck has not regressed since he won the starter role as a freshman at Stanford four years ago. His analysis simply ignores that the Colts might just have the best quarterback of the generation.
Not like you couldn’t see it coming.
When Jim Harbaugh took over the Stanford team in 2007 they were coming off a 1-11 season. Harbaugh’s first year, 4-8; next year 5-7. Enter Luck. Here’s the progression of Stanford’s offense in the Harbaugh years:
- 2007: 4-8, 19.6 pts/gm (107th in country);
- 2008: 5-7, 26.2 pts/gm (54th);
- 2009: Luck wins job as [redshirt] freshman. 8-5, 35.5 pts/gm (12th). Lose Sun Bowl (Luck injured, doesn’t play.);
- 2010: 12-1, 40.3 pts/gm (9th). Win Orange Bowl 40-12 over VaTech. Ranked 4th;
- 2011: (Harbaugh leaves, David Shaw now HC.) 11-2, 43.2 pts/gm (7th). Lose Fiesta Bowl. End ranked 7th.
So, it’s not like he didn’t have a .795 winning percentage. Not like he didn’t grow the offense from 26 to 43 points a game. QB rating? 162.8 over three years with 9430 yards and 82 TDs.
Welcome to Week 2 of Cheddar Bay. This week’s lines are linked here.
Our all-play this week is:
Notre Dame +4.5 at Michigan.
8pm Saturday, Ann Arbor, ESPN.
The Browns’ opener was considered for the all-play but after consultation with the Chairman Emeritus, we agreed Mich/ND is the better game and also that we were somewhat blasé going into the Browns season.
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The Cleveland Browns had five wins last year. They’ve had four wins or five wins in each of the last five seasons. The recent Browns teams have been pursuing mediocrity in vain. Average would be a step in the right direction for 2013. Trending upward would be something to be excited for. Fill some holes, get some luck, and who knows, maybe playoffs. It’s happened before.
But instead ennui has set in. The offseason preceding the 2013 Browns season saw another new regime and another spewing of horseshit from another group of carpetbaggers. To wit:
- The Browns were active in free agency signing one big name, two big contracts to bolster the strongest part of the 2012 team, the front seven. At the close of free agency, the Browns had the most cap space available but rather than spend it, Berea spewed horseshit about not wanting older players, not wanting too many new players, not liking available free agents, and wanting to build through the draft.
- The Browns draft saw them bypass an opportunity to swap their #6 pick for #16 and #47 in order to draft a player to bolster –even more– the strongest part of the team, the front seven. Horseshit spewing ensued with bromides including “can’t have too many pass rushers.” Even more bold, by trading out of rounds four and five, the Browns insinuated that they’re smarter than the league in general and, in particular, smarter than 2x SB Champ GM, Kevin Colbert (Steelers) and last year’s Executive of the Year, Ryan Grigson (Colts). After all, those two fools actually wanted to draft players at our slots.
- The draft shenanigans included horeshit about not wanting too many young players on the team since it was already young. But that too is now revealed as yet still more horsehit because here we are today at the waiver deadline… and yep, they got younger. From Grossi:
The cumulative effect of the transactions was that the NFL’s second-youngest roster – as of Saturday night – was made younger and less experienced.Less than 24 hours after the “final” roster cut, the following players were sent packing: Running back Brandon Jackson (27 years old), tight end Kellen Davis (27), linebacker L.J. Fort (23), offensive lineman Caylin Hauptmann (22), offensive lineman Jarrod Shaw (25) and fullback Brad Smelley (24).They were replaced by: Tight end MarQuies Gray (23), running back Dennis Johnson (23), offensive lineman Patrick Lewis (22), linebacker Brandon Magee (22), tight end Keavon Milton (23) and running back Bobby Rainey (25).
- And finally there’s the never-ending crowing about renovating offices and painting the Successories catalogue on your walls as though this is somehow something your fans care the slightest about.
There’s really no way to look at this off-season and derive that even the modest goal of “average” is a Berea goal for the ’13 Browns.
For me, and for other fans, it’s become something of a chore to muster optimism that this could be the year. Berea ain’t trying to win this year; why should I try to get fired up? So I’ve tuned out this Browns team and the Browns regime. They want to punt this year, fine. They want to talk in circles, fine. I’ll go watch the games and root for them like I always do. But the continued insults to my fandom’s intelligence has left callouses and I’m more indifferent to the opening of this Browns season than any I can remember.
The structure of the preview is this: